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Anonyme asked:

Are you interested in boys or girls?

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

(via tilltheendofthelinebucky)

Q

Anonyme asked:

Is there anything you strongly regret??

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via dajo42)

americanhorrorsexy:

For too long i have silently watched as straight boys do awful things. NEW VIDEO - Tips For Straight Boys! Watch and share it if you agree with me! Or if you disagree with me tell me why! 

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via thesmokingspear)

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(via hi)

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

(via tardisblue4)

dauragon:

God I hope this is the only jpg in existence 23,000 years into the future. 

(via hi)

sexhaver:

u-ok:

how to crush a can of dr. pepper with slats of wood

this video makes me angrier than anything else my eye is literally twitching right now

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

(via tardisblue4)