iheartmoonlight:

sizvideos:

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I love it that she goes back for her purse

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okcdouchebags:

That febreeze can though…

She forgot the one where they position their hand over the balls in an attempt to make their dick look bigger.

the-goddamazon:

pumpkinspicefufu:

It closes on you while you’re sleeping and then Namor robs your house.

LOLOLOLOL who thought this was a good idea.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

kimjimwoo:

death and serious accidents are not “scandals” keep them out of your “2014 is the worst year of kpop lol!!” posts just Stop 

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bipa in ‘puppy love' dance practice.

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markscherz:

hyacynthus:

Heteroliodon lava (X)

Lava is the Malagasy word for ‘long’. The name here refers to the length of H. lava, which reaches over 40cm, as opposed to the ~10cm shorter H. occipitalis and H. fohy.